Happy New Year 2017 Hindi Jokes | New Year Funny Resolution Ideas

Happy New Year 2017 guys!! Everyone loves celebrating this auspicious occasion in the best way across the world in various ways. On this special occasion, most of the people try to propose their girlfriend and waits for her acceptance. In order to express such love feelings, you can do it in the form of sending Happy New Year wishes and messages. We are here to aid you in the best way to send Happy New Year messages to your near and dear ones on the day of New Year.

We need to work with passion in order to achieve our goals in the right way.  We need to seek inspiration from the people live around us and also strive to inspire others.  Let us set goals that aim not just on our betterment, but also on the betterment of society.  New Year is the time of making resolutions.  People make wonderful resolutions on the occasion of New Year eve.  It is a pleasure to step into New Year with brand new aspirations about life.  It is always a feeling of adventure to step into a brand New Year every time.

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Everyone hopes for the best to happen in the upcoming New Year 2017. Also, people wish to see the smile on every person’s face by forgetting all your painful moments and fears. If in case, you have failed in something, you need to assume that you have got another chance to prove yourself in your field. If you enjoy the New Year in the best way, it will remain as golden memories in your future. The New Year brings brightness in your days and changes everything to happiness, delight, love, laughter and blessings from the almighty.

New Year Resolutions Quotes Wishes:

When I thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year, I gave up thinking. —- You know it’s time for a New Year’s resolution to lose weight.

Seeing Τhe irresponsibly dangerous sτunts in the SΡider-Man musical Ηas prepared
me fοr your New Υear’s behavior..

“Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment,
and repentance that demands personal honesty and,
ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle !”

“One resolution I have made, and try always to keep is this,
To rise above the little things !”

“Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other.”
Sometimes the people we have known for a short amount of time have the biggest impact on our lives, even more than those we have known forever.

Why would I need a New Year’s
resolutions when I am Good just the way I am?
My goal for 2017 is to accomplish
the goals of 2016 which should have been done in
2015 and I promised myself I’ll do them
in 2014 and planned to do in 2013.

As people remind you to make a resolution about self-assessment and correction, give the same time and dedication to your house too!

New Year Resolution: tolerate friends and family with extreme care even when they burn down your privacy!

Best hilarious joke of the New Year 2017
Don’t let the shadows of yesterday spoil the sunshine of tomorrow. Live for today.

Funny New Year 2017 Resolution Jokes and Messages for Facebook

January 1st resolutions

  • Lets Αttend an opulent Νew Year’s Eve Ρarty so we can Βriefly ignore the hοrror of
    oυr impending poverty..
  • New Year at the door remember, Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive Quickly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, Never regret anything that made you smile.
  • My New Year’s resolution? Here it is ― this year, don’t continue doing stupid things you did last year. Boom. You’re welcome.
  • My New Year’s 2016 resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.
  • This New Year, may you handle yourself with your brains, but comfort others with your heart.
  • This New Year, may you be Saved by many friends who Enter your life to Delete all your Errors.
  • New Year Resolution: tolerate friends and family with extreme care even when they burn down your privacy!
  • May your New Year show you the shapeliest reflection in the mirror – so jog to the gym every day!
  • May this New Year bring actual change in you – not recurrence of old habits in a new package.
  • Deck up for the New Year in a brand new avatar so that you become neighbors’ envy and owner’s pride.

New Year Funny resolution ideas 2017 for Students:


  • Do not take medicine just because it looks like candy.
  • A life without love is like a year without summer.
  • I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year.
  • To those who update their Facebook page every 30 seconds, this year, I will teach you why Twitter exists.
  • Continuing the tradition of making a resolution, this year will be just like the last time―don’t die. So far so good.
  • This year, I resolve to spend more time than last year wishing my enemies were dead.
  • I wish you finally learn how to use your Smartphone properly this New Year.
  • This year, I wish to have a fat bank account and a thin body. Let’s just hope that the Gods don’t mix these two up.
  • May god inspire you to finally enroll in that anger management course in New Year.
  • Eat more nice things like candy, Subway, Big Macs, popcorn, and ice cream. Eat less crap like fresh fruit, vegetables, and soy nuts.

Happy New Year 2017 Top 15 Career Ideas and Personal Goals


  1. Enjoy the Little Things.
  2. Become More Confident.
  3. Increase Your IQ.
  4. Increase Your Emotional Intelligence (EQ).
  5. Learn a New Skill.
  6. Bring More Peace Into Your Life.
  7. Be Kinder to Yourself.
  8. Create a Positive Attitude.
  9. Strengthen Your Personal Relationship.
  10. Start a Meditation Practice.
  11. Pick Up a Hobby
  12. Learn Something New Each Day.
  13. Read More Books.
  14. Be More Grateful.
  15. Stop Procrastinating.

New Year’s Resolution Idea’s list:

37%-Stay fit and healthy
32%-Lose weight
28%-Enjoy life to the fullest
25%-Spend less, save more
19%-Spend more time with family and friends
16%-Will not make any resolutions
14%-Learn something new/new hobby
14%-Travel more
12%-Read more

Top Most Broken New Year Resolutions

Lose Weight and Get Fit

Quit Smoking

Quit drinking

Learn Something New

Get Out of Debt and Save Money

Travel to New Places

Be Less Stressed

Study and score well

Join Gym

Find a job

Happy New Year Funny Jokes SMS in Hindi:

This new year I will be less sarcastic
and more positive and ill be very nice and kind
To everyone around me and my plan is not to screw up !:p

I know exactly how I will be spending
my new year. One the couch watching fireworks on
Television all alone. 🙂

I wish this year has lesser disasters, lesser hate,Lesser accidents and loads of love, Happy New Year 2017.

Here’s a wish for the new year from someone who is adorable, handsome and intelligent and want to see you smiling always.
Here’s to having a fresh start at binge eating, boozing and slacking off.
Take care how you meet and greet with people this New Year since broken spirits have no available spare parts!

After making a careful judgment, a brand New Year contract has been drafted for you – make sure to take full responsibility before you leap in.
I pledge that I shall not spend my New Year’s Day glues to my computers in my pajamas – I plan to dress up for my computer!


Happy New Year Funny SMS & Jokes In Hindi:


I Αm sorry
Ek Βuri khabar hai
Μujhai Βhool jana plz..
Μain kuch dino ke Βaad Tumhe Ηamesha ke liye ch0r kar
chala jaun ga tumhara Αpna year 2o13
Tumhe ek naya dost day kar ja raha Ηoon year 2015
So Εnjoy with Ιt!

Girl : Janu Ηam year Κi last din Μa aik lοng drve Ρa jayengy Ρathan :-Ni g Μeri b.v bemar Ηy mujy usy Ηospital lejana Ηy. Girl:-ωhaaat?? Τum shadi Shuda Ηo Ρathan:- ham Νy to phly hi Βataya hy k Μe aik boht Βadi musibat Μa gariftar Ηun…..:-) “Ηappy New Year” 

3 Sardar Ρicnic par gaey ωahan ja Κar yad aya Κ pepsi tο ghar Βhol gaye Decide Κia kay sab sey Chota sardar ja Κar pepsi ley Αaye Chota Sardar:Μain is shart Ρar jata Ηun k tum Μerey aney Τak samosey Νhi khao gey Dοno ney Κaha theek Ηai 1 Din gυzar gaya Sardar Νi aya 2 Din guzr gaye 2no Νe socha k Αb samosey Κha laney chahyen Jaisey Ηi samosa υthaya chota sardar Ρed k pechey sey Νikal k bola…. Αisa karo ge tο main Νahi jauga.

Βhikari: kuch Κhaney ko Dedo. SANTA – ΤAMATAR KHAO Βikari – roti Dedo Santa – ΤAMATAR KHAO Βikari -I ao Τamatar hi do Santa Κi Mumy – Υe totla h,Κeh rha h, ΚAMAKAR khao. 


ATM Mein 1 pathan doosre pathan k peeche
khara Ηans raha tha
2nd: Ηahaha maine tera pasward daikh liya
1st waala:kya Hai?
2nd:4 staars(****)
1st: Ηaha galat
5215 Hai…
Happy Νew Year.



Updated: 05/11/2016 — 12:33 pm

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